Emma: she finds shapes in the clouds (emmyniem) wrote in hs_theatre,
Emma: she finds shapes in the clouds
emmyniem
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Santa a woman?

I'm writing a monologue for a Christmas Showcase. The basis of the monologue is "Why Santa Is a Woman."

I've come up with some pretty good reasons, such as "Men are more interested in peeling stockings off than filling them up."

Can anyone come up with any other suggestions? Although that one is about as sexual as I can go, this is a High School performance, lol.

Thank you!

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